THIS guy is just plain funny - Blott the Boss

From "Blott the Blumber"

::: So this afternoon He (Mr.Bean) and I were walking during lunch time so I could burn a couple smokes...




We are strolling along and he breaks out of no where and says...


" You know the dance academy at the end of the street (by Gen Georges)? I think I want to go by there and sign up for slasa dance classes. The dance movements are just so beautiful, I like it a lot"


Me, I take a momement to take this in, puff the cig... puff again... puff, puff...


"yeah, you know my wife wants to do the ballroom dancing, but I'm just not into it..."




He says, "what is ballroom dancing?"





I say, "how the hell do you know Salsa dancing, but not know ballroom? You know, the foxtrot, meringue (by way you can't say meringue without realizing the last syllable is "gay") that sort of thing"

He says, "oh yeah, like the flamingo dance?"



So, we walk a bit more and I see a new VW bug, this'll confirm if he answers yes..... "You know, your car is getting a little old, what do you think of a Bug for your next car?"




"I don't like it, It is ugly. Maybe if I get a wife she will want one"



So we all know the stereotype of men who drive VW bugs (eh-hum, look at the guy who sits in the office beside you at work...'nuff said!).....


Maybe by wife he really intended to say "gimp"... Maybe our predictions of this guy all along is correct, but he doesn't want to be the Bitch (bottom), Maybe he thinks he is keeping his dignity by pretending to like women, but he is really putting the stones to some bread basketed men???