My funny day...

Short story/blog of this mornings antics:


So we have this guy here at work that is pretty new here.

Good guy, funny, kinda weird in the Mr.Bean aspect.


The toughest part for me & Blott [my supervisor] to understand is if this guy likes women or men in bed. I've made outbursts at my desk in disbelief. When we're looking out the front window, these little mamacita's parade up the street, leaving their vocational classes across the street. Now you know on of the rules of "browsing" in the guy laws: If a chic in tight pants or great fun-bags pass by you, your almost obligated to either look as she passes or do the gradual turn around. Ya know, even just to acknowledge that your manish civil duty has been accomplished. This isn't what I do but you know, other guys

So anyway, when a descent chic nears our view of the parade, about 3 or 4 coworkers stand in the window & gaze thru it like at a butcher shop.

someone'd say "mm, theres a whole lot of ____ in her ____" [[a la' Kenny & the "Got Junk" team]] & the other guys will throw out catchy comebacks etc leading upto the "we need a 'show us ur boobs' sign", you know just 'masculine stuff' type of jokes. The new guy, we'll call Bean, is the only one out of everyone that goes "eh her ankles are too flat" or "she is not cute". Now naturally, we think "hey, this guy likes guys" which is cool if that's what you choose. But it's the mystery with this cat. A few hours later, he'll pull up a picture of his ex-girlfriend or a girl he's been talking to that he "met thru this friend" or you know some kind of "cover-up" for 'the real deal' as we say lol.
So today took the cake. First Blott sent me an email that read::
JUST LISTEN UP...... at some point this morning, i will play a song..... and depending on the reaction, we will be able to confirm the question about your boy.....

you gotta have faith, faith, faith......

So Blott plays George Michael... and sure enough, Beans toe starts'a tappin, his mouse clicks now are right on stride with the rhythm to Faith by George Michael. I swear it took everything in me to contain that burst of laughter. Right after, Bean says "I use to love this song ........ until I found out that he was gay" wtf! the curve ball !!! Man back to square one lol Not soon after that, we're talking about some singer or someone and somehow the story turns to Mariah Carey. "Mariah Carey is ugly" WTF #2!
Now come on. You can not like her, hate her even. Whatever, but unless your homo or a hater, you can't say Mariah Carey is straight up Ug Mug - Get-outta-herrre. You want to know what he said was the reason she was ugly? Because "The space between her nose and her top lip is too big" :-O woooooow who says that?? I fell out laughin at Bean.
Next he gave an example of someone like this "Robert Mugabe".

We google him & get

Now correct me if I'm wrong & please excuse me to my African bredren, but comparing

VS is just ludicris!!!! haha

I told him
** warning / lewd / racial comment ahead **
"muthaphukka, difference is, if she didn't have a 'gap between her nose & mouth' she'd still look good. He'd still be an ugly muthaphukka if he didn't"

Funny morning - great start so far
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From: Mr. Bean
Sent: Thursday, January 15, 2009 11:30 AM
To: Blott Bochin; Yup
Subject: See, look at her lip




Beanish "Bean" Biddee

This email content is fictional in all aspects & do not reflect the nature of the sender. That's right, it's just a joke, don't take it personal or try to get me fired because you think this is offensive to the homosexual community ya douche bag. This is a mature content blog & if you don't like it, go jump off a bride why dontcha.
that is all - enjoy